OK Bidet promoters, how long does it take to drip dry?
I ran by Costco the other day when things were really nuts and out of control, but all I was looking to do was top off the tank on my truck. The attendant told me how stupid long the lines had been in the store even before opening and that the gas pumps were pretty crazy for the greater part of the day.
When I finished pumping my gas, I placed the handle back on the pump and walked over to get in my truck. That's when I heard the attendant call out to me not to forget my receipt. Without even blinking I called back out to him, THANKS...that little piece of paper should be good for one small wipe. The guy pumping gas in his SUV behind me shot his soft drink through his nose with laughter.
Bidet?? What does the absentminded democratic presidential candidate gave to do with butt wipe paper?
Wife and I bought two packages of toilet paper this morning.
That a total of 24 rolls!!!!
We are going to unpack them, spread them all over the living room floor
and roll around naked in them.
Not at the same time of course.
That would just be weird.
Life is short.
Make sure you spend as much time as possible
on the internet arguing with strangers about politics.
I got a kick out of this but it would work!
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When I moved to the south I just didn't bring my things . By the grace of GOD he brought my soul!!"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
-- Thomas Jefferson
PT 1911,pt 24/7 45 C DS, M-85
My wife was at our Costco in Greenville, SC yesterday and said TP was in plentiful supply. Maybe they just got restocked because employees she asked were telling her that Friday was a nightmare with shoppers buying lots of items rumored to be in short supply. She bought one pack because we were getting a bit low. We have our normal supply most other items (soap, hand sanitizer, etc) and are not running out in a panic buying excessive amounts.
Originally being from Michigan, this panic buying reminds me a lot of how many in my part of the South panic if there is talk of a 3"+ snowfall coming. People go nuts and buy all the bread, milk, toilet paper, canned goods AND BEER in sight at those times. Last time that happened, the store shelves looked like something in Moscow during Stalin's time............everything was GONE.
Wife is an administrative RN in a hospice and in directly involved in infection control. She isn't panicking but she does suggest that I stay home as much as possible because I am in a much higher risk category (68 yrs old and diabetic). I usually do most of the shopping for us but she is doing it now just to keep my risk exposure lower.
Scott USMC 1969-1973/BTPD 1975-1979
The neighbor is a cat lady I'm thinking in a pinch they could become self cleaning hiney wipers, Just a Thought....
"Guns are a lot like parachutes ~ If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again".
The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are out numbered by the people that vote for a living
"No man who refuses to bear arms can give sound reason why he should be allowed to live in a free country" Teddy Roosevelt
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.