The one I let get away

[jakerson9]

I wouldn't ever tell a woman you compared her to a firearm, you might get shot with one...

I was teaching my wife about firearms - my brother told me I was nuts - and that "he would never teach his wife to shoot, and he would never teach any of his girlfriends to shoot either."

[dogchild]

I was teaching my wife about firearms - my brother told me I was nuts - and that "he would never teach his wife to shoot, and he would never teach any of his girlfriends to shoot either."

I bought my second wife a 38 revolver, she pulled it on me one day and ordered me out of her car, I realized the error of my ways and divorced her ASAP, only downside it was a S&W and she kept it !!

[MisterNoisy]

I bought my second wife a 38 revolver, she pulled it on me one day and ordered me out of her car, I realized the error of my ways and divorced her ASAP, only downside it was a S&W and she kept it !!

As much as that sucks, it sounds like the S&W was a small price to pay to rid yourself of that one.

[Jake3501]

Cars can get old like lady's too. But a rifle is easy to keep in good shape. There is also something special with fireatmrms, they never go out of date. Young or old, they are fun and a thing of beauty.

and guns don't gain weight or Cellulite! or get lockjaw!

[lockdun1]

Reminds me of the ghost in the darkness