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Thread: A communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar.

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    A communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar.

    A communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar.

    The bartender says, "What will you have Mr. President?

    I hope this hasn't already been posted.
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    A Rabbi, a Priest and a Hooker walk into a bar.

    The bartender says, "This looks like a joke".
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    Yep all the same person...
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    My favorite is:

    A baby seal walks into a bar.
    The bartender says, "What will you have?"
    The baby seal says, "Anything but a Canadian club."
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    Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks..
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    2 jumper cables got thrown out of a bar because they kept trying to start something.
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    A Horse walks into a bar.
    The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
    I can smell a commie a mile away; they didn't fool me then and they damn sure don't fool me now!ooooLeejack

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    Did not see the baby seal joke. posted.

    Here is a replacement;

    A drunk walks into a bar. He says "Ouch!".
    Last edited by shiftace; 03-17-2013 at 06:27 PM.
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