Parking Ticket

[Robby]

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.

The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.

Also, never mess with the old guy!!

[InfidelIllini]

Robby, that's got to be the funniest thing I've read all week.

[Gunman77]

I had to print that, the guys at work will love it!

[Sleeper]

Great story, don't ya just love retirement?

[45 Forever]

Robby you just made my day I retired early from GM because I was tired of putting parts on cars every few seconds for 31 years. so now I'm looking for a few gun shops to work in. It's my choice now Love that pension. but I might have to barrow your hobby because that was great.

[mp3mogul]

LOL!!!

N O B A M A 08

[sargedog]

That a good one. I never put any bumper stickers on my truck.

[paulrabe78]

That is good!!

[es]

That even got a chuckle out of my wife.

I have to send this on.

Life is good!!

[jwc007]