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07-25-2008, 12:14 PM #1Senior Member
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The woman sneezed
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose, and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you; I have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm. The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?
The woman nodded. "Pepper."
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Us From Ourselves.Ronald Reagan
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07-25-2008, 05:13 PM #4Senior Member
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All women ever think about is sex.
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them. John Bernard Books (John Wayne, The Shootist)
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07-25-2008, 08:08 PM #5Administrator
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Ain't it the truth!
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Originally Posted by InfidelIllini
All women ever think about is sex.I wish!! Originally Posted by Smokewagon
Ain't it the truth!
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+1 Originally Posted by paulrabe78
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07-29-2008, 12:00 PM #8Senior Member
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Originally Posted by paulrabe78
They're just better at concealing it than we are. Originally Posted by rwcreigh
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them. John Bernard Books (John Wayne, The Shootist)
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