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    Sometimes Women Are Hard To Figure Out- Part Deux

    My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
    As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

    So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"
    "Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored him and rejoiced in their loss of freedom and danced in his path and given him triumphal processions. Blame the people who hail him when he speaks in the Forum of the new wonderful good society which shall now be Rome's, interpreted to mean more money, more ease, more security, and more living fatly at the expense of the industrious." -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

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    Obviously a mixed message!
    ​Venimus, vidimus, nos explodit.



    'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.' Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Czechbikr View Post
    My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
    As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

    So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"
    Boy, have I heard that before, but I could have never thought of such a great reply!!!!
    Be safe out there, no need to meet Jesus before the appointed time!!





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    You're really pushing it, Czech!
    "How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded, controlled, supervised, and taken care of." -- Former Rep. Suzanna Gratia Hupp (TX)

    "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun." Wayne LaPierre, National Rifle Association

    Texas friendly, spoken here.

 

 

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so iturned around and replied so now you want me to stay?