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    Cajun Medical Dictionary

    Cajun Medical DictionaryCajuns have the lowest stress rate
    because they do not take medical terminology seriously.


    Medical Term
    Cajun Definition
    Artery

    -
    The study of paintings

    Bacteria

    -
    Back door to cafeteria

    Barium

    -
    What doctors do when patients die

    Benign

    -
    What you be, after you be eight

    Caesarean Section

    -
    A neighborhood in Rome

    Cat scan

    -
    Searching for Kitty

    Cauterize

    -
    Made eye contact with her

    Colic

    -
    A sheep dog

    Coma

    -
    A punctuation mark

    Dilate

    -
    To live long

    Enema

    -
    Not a friend

    Fester

    -
    Quicker than someone else

    Fibula

    -
    A small lie

    Impotent

    -
    Distinguished, well known

    Labor Pain

    -
    Getting hurt at work

    Medical Staff

    -
    A Doctor's cane

    Morbid

    -
    A higher offer

    Nitrates

    -
    Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
    Normally more money than Days


    Node

    -
    I knew it

    Outpatient

    -
    A person who has fainted

    Pelvis

    -
    Second cousin to Elvis

    Post Operative

    -
    A letter carrier

    Recovery Room

    -
    Place to do upholstery

    Rectum

    -
    Nearly killed him

    Secretion

    -
    Hiding something

    Seizure

    -
    Roman Emperor

    Tablet

    -
    A small table

    Terminal Illness

    -
    Getting sick at the airport

    Tumor

    -
    One plus one more

    Urine

    -
    Opposite of you're out

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    That was a good one.....
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