I'm sorry but that 's funny
One of the best lines I've heard lately was from a
retired shop foreman at the old Republic Steel plant
in Cleveland Ohio ....when a young black kid was
being laid off.
The black kid said to the shop foreman:
"You're firing me because I'm black!"
The foreman thought a moment and replied
"No, we hired you because you were black."...
"We're firing you because you are useless!"
Sounds like a possible slogan
for the 2012 election . . .
"People willing to trade their Freedom for Temporary Security deserve neither
and will lose both!" Benjamin Franklin
When you disarm the people, you commence to offend them and show that you distrust them either through cowardice or lack of confidence, and both of these opinions generate hatred.
I'm sorry but that 's funny
Ye shall know the truth ... and the truth shall set you free ....
lol yes it is
guns dont kill people. people kill people. so stop blaiming the guns.
In a lot of case truer words were never spoken. But it is funny.
THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS DEBATED IN 1791. 'NUFF SAID!
God, Guts, and Guns made this country the great place it is today.
No matter what some people say.
And it seems all 3 of these things are what the libtards want to get rid of.
But not if I got anything to do with it!
"If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this you will heap burning coals on his head." Romans 12:20
"Those who forsake the law praise the wicked, but those who keep the law resist them." Proverbs 28:4
"Even minutiae should have a place in our collection, for things of a seemingly trifling nature when enjoyed with others of a more serious cast may lead to valuable conclusions." George Washington, 1776
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam!
Too funny, and probably true as well
Hitting close to home, there!
The AR-15: The 21st Century Patriot's Flintlock Musket.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him had better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
UVA UVAM VIVENDO VARIA FIT
"Lazy" and "Stupid" is not biased...
It comes in both genders, all colors and any ethnic flavor...
It may be a stereotypical joke, but it is the truth. It happens every day, and uselessness is worse then getting the clap. I get to work with useless people all the time, i'm just good enough that their mental/physical deficiencies don't slow down my progress of getting mail out on time or early.
"I am a better American today because of Barack Obama. Hear it loud, hear it clearly. I am a better American today because of Barack Obama. I know what my country has done, both good and bad. I have a deep appreciation of what this country is and what the American people are capable of. This is not a setback. This is a challenge and believe me, the American people are up to the challenge,...." -Glenn Beck
at least he was honest