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    Uniform? Wjhat uniform?

    In a little town just a little further northwest of Kerrville, out in the hill country, a Florida tourist was looking for directions and he saw a man in uniform and stopped and asked,"Are you a policeman?"

    To which the uniformed guy answered, "I'm an undercover investigative officer".

    The puzzled Floridian said, "So then why are you in uniform?"

    The officer responded, "Well, today is my day off."



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    Ug, slapping my forehead
    The Colt 1911, when dialing 911 just isn't fast enough

    I understand that you can't fix stupid, but why do liberals insist on mass producing it?

    We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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    That's a great cop joke!
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