Ug, slapping my forehead
In a little town just a little further northwest of Kerrville, out in the hill country, a Florida tourist was looking for directions and he saw a man in uniform and stopped and asked,"Are you a policeman?"
To which the uniformed guy answered, "I'm an undercover investigative officer".
The puzzled Floridian said, "So then why are you in uniform?"
The officer responded, "Well, today is my day off."
Flash
Last edited by Flash60601; 02-08-2012 at 08:23 PM.
Ug, slapping my forehead
The Colt 1911, when dialing 911 just isn't fast enough
I understand that you can't fix stupid, but why do liberals insist on mass producing it?
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
That's a great cop joke!
HE thinks, therefore I am! <><