PREGNANT AT 71
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out
screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she
told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young
doctor was writing on his clipboard.
What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.
Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven
grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are out numbered by the people that vote for a living
"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - George Washington
Works every time.
"If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this you will heap burning coals on his head." Romans 12:20
"Those who forsake the law praise the wicked, but those who keep the law resist them." Proverbs 28:4
"Even minutiae should have a place in our collection, for things of a seemingly trifling nature when enjoyed with others of a more serious cast may lead to valuable conclusions." George Washington, 1776
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam!
Hic..... Scream!!! Hic.....
nice !!!! wonder she didnt have a heart attack
guns dont kill people. people kill people. so stop blaiming the guns.
I saw it coming but it is funny nonetheless.
"You can't handle the truth!" - Jack Nicholson
Oh that's funny!
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