Farm Story

[Jake3501]

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides
off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya
doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."

(Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)

[Josh45]

Had you not told me to read the last ling again, I would have made you 'splain to me.

I got it....Funny. Lol

[Shinsou]

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[whodog]

Okay..... No 'splaining for me!!!

[MilProGuy]

[Thump186]

Now that was funny. I could see some of my wife relatives actually doing that.

[Smokewagon]

Good un!

[bmbroker]

LMAO! Had to read that last line twice. Don't need any splainin now.

[StaminaRx]

That therapist has issues if they think sprucing up the love life will help by doing something sexy to a tractor. I'd fire him/her for that lousy advice. This guy could've put on his best overalls and plaid shirt with a clean T-shirt and taken his good ole gurl for a night on the town and show her why he wanted to marry her in the first place. That oughta get her juices goin'

[whodog]

A tractor doesn't argue...