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    The Weiner Limerick

    There once was a pervert named Weiner
    Who had a perverted demeanor
    Forced from the Hill
    For acting like Bill
    Now Congress is one weiner leaner

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    If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.

    Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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    Nice - addition by subtraction.
    You all may go to hell, and I will go to Texas - Davy Crockett


    "Say When." - Doc Holliday

    When Leonidas was preparing to make his stand, a Persian envoy arrived. The envoy explained to Leonidas the futility of trying to resist the advance of the huge Persian army and demanded that the Spartans lay down their arms. Leonidas told Xerxes "MOLON LABE", or "Come And Get Them."

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    Good riddance!!!!! "what comes around, goes around"
    "just keepin', and bearin'....."
    "Praise the Lord, pass the ammunition!"
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    If we could only force all the other weiners out. Yeah, I know, the hill would then become a much quieter leaner weiner place.
    ​All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.

    Texas friendly, spoken here.

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    Did you write that, Czech? I like it!
    "The marksman aims primarily at himself"
    - Zen saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbeardslee View Post
    Did you write that, Czech? I like it!
    Nope, I can't claim credit.
    If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.

    Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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    Now Weiner has left the hill
    On the advice of a man named Bill
    Still on Twitter he seeks
    Women who peeks
    His wife will be left to "Hil"

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    Dang!

    You guys are on a roll!





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    Cute..

    In a weird kinda way.
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