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    The Weiner Limerick

    There once was a pervert named Weiner
    Who had a perverted demeanor
    Forced from the Hill
    For acting like Bill
    Now Congress is one weiner leaner

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    "The office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron." HL Mencken

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    Nice - addition by subtraction.
    You all may go to hell, and I will go to Texas - Davy Crockett


    When Leonidas was preparing to make his stand, a Persian envoy arrived. The envoy explained to Leonidas the futility of trying to resist the advance of the huge Persian army and demanded that the Spartans lay down their arms. Leonidas told Xerxes "MOLON LABE", or "Come And Get Them."

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    Good riddance!!!!! "what comes around, goes around"
    "just keepin', and bearin'....."
    "Praise the Lord, pass the ammunition!"
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    If we could only force all the other weiners out. Yeah, I know, the hill would then become a much quieter leaner weiner place.
    Texas is neither southern or western. Texas is Texas!

    Texas friendly, spoken here.

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    Did you write that, Czech? I like it!
    "The marksman aims primarily at himself"
    - Zen saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbeardslee View Post
    Did you write that, Czech? I like it!
    Nope, I can't claim credit.
    "The office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron." HL Mencken

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    Now Weiner has left the hill
    On the advice of a man named Bill
    Still on Twitter he seeks
    Women who peeks
    His wife will be left to "Hil"

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    Dang!

    You guys are on a roll!

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    Cute..

    In a weird kinda way.

 

 

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