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Thread: Red Head
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02-09-2008, 09:31 AM #1Administrator
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Red Head
THE RED HEAD...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket, toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I'm so sorry," the woman says, as she pops her eye back in place.
"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you, so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a "nightcap", and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time. More than he had ever dreamed was possible.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you're the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . . .
"You just happened to catch my eye."
Government Exists To Protect Us From Each Other. Where Government Has Gone Beyond Its Limits Is In Deciding To Protect
Us From Ourselves.Ronald Reagan
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02-09-2008, 11:37 AM #2Super Moderator
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Re: Red Head
"You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad." - John Custer to his son Jesse.
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Re: Red Head
"Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego." - Yoda
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02-13-2008, 08:44 PM #4Senior Member
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Re: Red Head
OH My...
Very funny..very witty ending
+1
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