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    Hilary, Kenneth and Larry




    Hilary, Kenneth and Larry



    Hilary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk to the children. After her talk, she offers a question-and-answer time.

    One little boy raises his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he replies. "And what is your question, Kenneth?"

    "Actually, I have three questions:

    "First, whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years as President?

    "Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

    "Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

    Just then, the bill rings for recess. Hilary informs the kids they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hilary says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

    A different little boy puts his hand up. Hilary asks him what his name is. "My name is Larry." "And what is your question, Larry?" she asks.

    "Really, I have five questions:

    "First, whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years as President?

    "Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

    "Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

    "Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

    "Fifth, what happened to Kenneth?"


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    Re: Hilary, Kenneth and Larry

    Quote Originally Posted by Taurus_9mm

    "Fifth, what happened to Kenneth?"


    Alas poor Kenneth, We'll never know what happened to ye!

    We'll never get any good answers to the other questions, either! If we get any at all!

    Keep an eye on Larry and his Family! They may not be around for too much longer!
    "Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego." - Yoda

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    Re: Hilary, Kenneth and Larry

    Taurus Tracker 627 .357 4" and now a Smith mod 36 .38
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    Praise God with trumpets and all kinds of harps. Praise him with tambourines and dancing, with stringed instruments and woodwinds.
    Praise God with cymbals, with clashing cymbals.
    Let every living creature praise the LORD. Shout praises to the LORD!


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