So so true
The Laws Of.....
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the floor covering.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
Malloy's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
"You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad." - John Custer to his son Jesse.
So so true
Government Exists To Protect Us From Each Other. Where Government Has Gone Beyond Its Limits Is In Deciding To Protect
Us From Ourselves.Ronald Reagan
Way SO So true.....LOL
Taurus Tracker 627 .357 4" and now a Smith mod 36 .38
and lots of Guitars
Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
Praise God with trumpets and all kinds of harps. Praise him with tambourines and dancing, with stringed instruments and woodwinds.
Praise God with cymbals, with clashing cymbals.
Let every living creature praise the LORD. Shout praises to the LORD!