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    West Virginia Hillbillies

    Two West Virginia hillbillies lived across the river from
    each other and feuded constantly. Jethro hated Clarence
    with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw
    rocks across the river at Clarence.

    This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers
    finished building a bridge across the river. Jethro was
    elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance
    to cross over and whip Clarence.

    He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His
    wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the
    bridge and whip Clarence?

    He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close
    and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge
    and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN"





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    Funny!

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    I like it.

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    This hillbilly approves.. He was a big fellor.
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    Two guys are walking to the store and they see a black man on a wanted poster and he is wanted for rape the guy tells his friend see i told u they get all the good jobs

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