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    Ponderables

    I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

    When wearing a bikini women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

    Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

    America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

    You know that tingly feeling you get when your attracted to someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity they train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish?

    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

    I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

    Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

    Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

    You're not fat. You're just easier to see.
    I have stuff.
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    Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
    Desperado's Big Bang Theory:
    The theory that a "big bang" from a handgun, along with a perpetrator receiving a gunshot wound, is the best way to end violent personal or property crimes.

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    Why do we have to pay tolls on the freeway?
    A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

    The 2nd amendment is not about hunting or shooting sports, it is about the citizens of this country having the means to protect themselves and the states from the tyranny, oppression, and misery of an over powering government. Modern rifles are a means for the citizens to stand up to an over powering government.



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    Why does the word "Lisp" have an S in it? Why wouldn't they call it something the afflicted individual can say.

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    Why have drive thru liquor stores when it is illegal to drink and drive?
    Future WVU Medical School Alumni..Later then sooner, I hope, Date unknown...
    Trump Wins Big.... MR. Trump is now the President of the United States Of America.
    Due to the shortage of Ammo, I will no longer fire warning shots!
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    I will not comply to government scams.

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    Why do they put Braille on drive through ATM buttons?

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    Is it acceptable for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?
    I have stuff.
    I try to make music with it.
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    Sometimes it doesn't.
    But I keep on trying.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickenbacher39 View Post
    America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
    There are times, that is a good thing
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    Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

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    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
    I have stuff.
    I try to make music with it.
    Sometimes it works.
    Sometimes it doesn't.
    But I keep on trying.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WestKentucky View Post
    Why does the word "Lisp" have an S in it? Why wouldn't they call it something the afflicted individual can say.
    Probably he same reason why phonetic isn't spelled the way it sounds.
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