How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?
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    How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?

    . . . With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!

    After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked.

    Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.

    They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.

    After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.

    Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.

    That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a "low-life, cheating s.o.b..." Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.

    Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total !!!

    That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together and prepared a full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report. She said, "You are not going to believe this! He's cutting holes in the ice!!!"

    And this story, boys and girls, tells you all you need to know about the difference between a successful businessman and a career government politician.

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    "Guns are a lot like parachutes ~ If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again".

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    Shows that he was smarter then her. Not surprised at all..
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    Hillary lost for one simple reason and Gregg Guttfeld pointed it out on election night.

    "Hillary is less liked than the flu."
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    Dueling pistols

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    [QUOTE=curly84;3366634]Dueling pistols

    AR's with 10 mags of 30 rounds?

    Yes I like the VP better but I could be wrong.

    ...When my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence. Gandhi.



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