well, I hope he was hungry!![]()
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.?
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."?
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!"? and she proceeded to close the door.?
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."?
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.?
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."?
The old lady stepped back and said,?
"Well let me get you a fork,? 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
well, I hope he was hungry!![]()
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
"Be not afraid of any man no matter what his size. When danger threatens, Colt (Taurus!) will equalize."
“I don't give people hell, I just tell the truth and they think it's hell”. –President Harry Truman
That's funny enough I will retell it at work tomorrow - maybe more than once.
"Failure is always an option" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
Nikita K. made the prediction. Barry O. is working to make it come true. - BUTT
"The secret of life is to solve more problems than you create." - BUTT
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up governed by your inferiors." - Plato
"You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad." - John Custer to his son Jesse.