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    Post turtle.



    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' '.

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

    The old rancher said, 'When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle' '.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with'.
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    Re: Post turtle.

    LOL hilarious

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    Re: Post turtle.

    A repost, but still, priceless.
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